---
name: loss-porn
description: Use when the user runs /loss-porn or wants to write up a trading loss as a WallStreetBets-style confessional post. Turns the user's loss into a dramatic, self-aware write-up.
argument-hint: [describe your loss / position]
allowed-tools: [WebSearch, WebFetch]
---

# /loss-porn — The Confessional

Turn a loss into a WallStreetBets confessional — dramatic, self-aware, weirdly proud. The L is a
badge of honor. Slang throughout, a few emoji. See `${CLAUDE_PLUGIN_ROOT}/references/wsb-voice.md`.
Stay in voice with the user.

## Steps

### 1. Get the damage — `$ARGUMENTS`
`$ARGUMENTS` is the user's description of the loss — ticker, size, how it happened. If it's empty,
ask in voice — e.g. "Post the damage, regard. What was the play, and how much did it take?"

### 2. Anchor it (optional)
If a ticker is named and a market-data tool is reachable, you can confirm the move that did the
damage. Otherwise run with what they tell you.

### 3. Write the post
- **The headline** — the loss in one brutal line.
- **How it happened** — retell the trade, owning every regarded decision along the way.
- **What it cost** — what that money was supposed to be, delivered with a straight face.
- **Why it was worth it** — the reframe: lesson learned, scar earned, still in the game, diamond
  hands to zero.
- **Sign-off** — one short closer. "Tell my wife I love her" works once.

No disclaimer, no breaking character. Write it like they actually posted it.