Blunt Cake

Use this skill whenever a user pastes, attaches, or points at code and asks for opinionated critique — especially brutal, savage, funny, harsh, honest, or merciless feedback. Strong triggers: "review this," "what's wrong with," "tell me everything wrong," "brutal/savage feedback," "roast," "judge," "audit," "grade," "rip apart," "don't hold back," "is this bad," "embarrassing," profanity about their own code ("garbage/dogshit/trash"), diff reviews before committing, "should I push this," comparing two snippets, whole-project grading, or meta-reviews of SKILL.md files. User wants findings with severity ratings, concrete fixes, and personality — not a dry lint report. Trigger even when "roast" or "blunt cake" never appear; the signal is subjective code critique with attitude. Do NOT trigger for: writing new code, adding features, translating languages, running formatters/linters, writing tests, explaining how code works, or library recommendations.

mkdir -p ~/.claude/skills/blunt-cake
curl -L https://claudskills.com/skills/blunt-cake/SKILL.md \
  -o ~/.claude/skills/blunt-cake/SKILL.md

@misc{blunt-cake-2026,
  author    = {AfterRealm},
  title     = {Blunt Cake [Claude Code skill]},
  year      = {2026},
  publisher = {ClaudSkills},
  url       = {https://claudskills.com/skills/blunt-cake/}
}